Ode to Gout
(inspired by a Tears For Fears song called Shout)
Gout, gout, get it all out, you are the thing I can do without
Come on, I'm walking on you, come on
Gout, gout, get it all out, you are the thing I can do without
Come on, I'm walking on you, come on
In painful times, I shouldn't have to stretch my soles
In both my feet, the inflammation's in my toes
I can't even fit, my favorite Jimmy Choos
Kiss them good-bye, unless I switch to cherry juice
Unless I chow blueberries too
Gout, gout, get it all out, you are the thing I can do without
Come on, I'm walking on you, come on
They gave me pills, and in return, my kidney's great
I took those pills, and now my foot is damn near straight
I can even roller skate
Gout, gout, get it all out, you are the thing I can do without
Come on, I'm walking on you, come on.
Gout, gout, get it all out, you are the thing I can do without
Come on, I'm walking on you, come on.
Gout, gout, get it all out (get it all out)
You are the thing I can do without
Come on, I'm walking on you, come on
And when I'm on my Gout Diet
Don't cook me beef or mackerel, pork n' beans will give me hell
Nuts make my feet really swell
Gout, gout get it all out
(give me hell) you are the thing I can do without
(Nuts make my feet really swell) come on
I'm walking on you, come on
Gout, gout, get it all out, you are the thing I can do without
Come on, I'm walking on you, come on
(guitar solo)
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